Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Daily Conversations With A Kiddo

A friend who doesn't have kids asked me what you talk about with a kid all day. Here is an example, this was just this morning between 8 and 9 am. This is pretty much how it goes all day long.

N: Why do you call me kiddo? Im just a kid.
Mama: Well, my first grade teacher Mrs.Heckendorf always called us kiddos and so did my third grade teacher Mrs. Losee. I think that was the cool word back then.
N: That must’ve been a long time ago mama, I never hear that word again except when you say it. Was it like an old people word?
Mama: No! It was the 1970s and it was a cool word.
N: 1970s? Thats when it was all Panic in the Disco right?
Mama: It was just disco, Panic in the Disco is the band you like that sings High Hopes.
N: Oh that’s a good one. And he likes to sing with Taylor Swift, Me-ee-ee! She’s a girl singer. She's a girl.
Mama: Yes, I love that song.
N: That’s the one with the umbrellas and dancing.
Mama: Yes, what other songs do you like?
N: I like Gonna Take My Horse to the Old Town Road. 
Mama: Oh yes, I like that one too.
N: Also Pour Some Sugar on Me and Detroit Rock City.
(Pause)
N: Columbus Bue Jackets. Where is that?
Mama: That’s in Ohio.
N: Have you been there? What about St. Louis Blues? Id like to go there. It looks beautiful and it has a big arch and they watch hockey outside.
Mama: Haven't been to either place
N: Mama, what are we even talking about, I forget.

That last sentence says it all. If you know me well, then he is exactly the same. Lots of talking. Not really sure what we are talking about half the time but I love that he wants to talk to me.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Talking About Life Decisions With A 5 Year Old

Discussing Rob Gronkowski with a 5 year old.....


5yr Old: I think Gronk is the best player on the Patriots.

Mama: Well Nicholas he is not coming back, he retired.

5yr old: Oh then he can spend time with his baby.

Mama: He doesn’t have a baby yet.

5yr old: What’s he going to do? Get a new
job?

Mama: Yes Nicholas he’s already done some acting and he probably has his own company.

5yr old: Oh he should really just get married and have a baby. But maybe he’s still thinking. He should think about who he marries then have a baby.

Mama: I hope you do lots of thinking about who you marry. But not now, a log time from now.

5yr old: (Laughs like crazy)
Mama, she’s got to like sports and legos and my house.

Mama: Our house now or the one you’re going to buy?

5yr old: Oh the one I’m going to buy. It’s going to be huge!

Mama: Wow! Are you going to buy it yourself or with the girl you marry? 

5yr old: Well, I’ll still be thinking. So first I go buy a house. Then I get married.  (Pause)She better want 13 kids.

Mama: 13 kids?!?

5yr old: Yes mommy, if I have a house that big, I’m gonna have 13 kids because that’s fun. And then they all fill the house. 
My girl will have her own room
Because she has 13 kids and she’ll be tired. And she’ll want to sit by herself after all the sports and the legos. And I’ll make her dinner.
I hope Gronk knows how to do all that. I already know and I’m 5 1/2!


The kid will probably end up making better decisions than Gronk.